Here, have mine - I promise I won't ask for it back ;)

hobibt, yes, poseidon HELL NO, magic mountain, yes, and WHO IN THE FUDGE WANTS TO SLEEP IN A COFFIN? What, are you trying to be prepared?

how do they not get chafed by the pole?

Uhhh...sure....okay...to each his own & stuff

interestig that his schlong is showing

WHAT. IS. THIS??????????? TELL ME I MUST KNOW AT ONCE!!!!

it sounds like a motivational speech your mom would give you.

"her" yeah thanks.

Actually someone said something like this to me before

NUMBER 14!!!

Oooh I freaking loved both the movie and the book!

What about Uganda that recently passed a law stating that people can be put TO DEATH for being gay - DEATH. They will literally give you the freaking death penalty. It's not just the Russia. People need to progress into the 21st century.

this is honestly in the top 10 lamest things i've ever seen in my life

I'm sorry...ships, boats and all modes of water transportation creep me the hell out

...And the connection is...?