TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


You are all bitches. Goodbye Lamesubstance! Tumblr will always be better. No one gives two shits about this site. Peace! And fuck you all. :)

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This is the beginning 24 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
He deserves something worse than the mini one though. ;)
Horsey ride gone wrong. ;P 8 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
That's exactly the reference, my dear smart sir or madam! :)
A little girl who's smarter than most media networks 11 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
*laughingfacepalm*
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That's a lot of uses! ;) 11 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Oh! Yeah, neither do I.
F*cking Facebook 4 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Do you have proof that they didn't stay that way after the picture?
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Bro, do you even feel? 5 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Homophobic, much? What's wrong with gays?
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Can't walk after s*x 33 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
That's a lot of 5 hour energies!
Impossible sentence 8 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
We are! But they're not. O.O
That's a lot of uses! ;) 11 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Really? *slaps you in face with a water bottle* ;P
I'm legit 19 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Oh wow. I will. ;)
Why u do dis 18 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Yes, that would've hurt you so much. Or not. ;)
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That's a lot of uses! ;) 11 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Do you mean ask.com? But if you want, we can change that. ;)
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Real music vs mainstream bullshit 27 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
@guest, in fact, nobody agrees with you. Nicki Minaj is talent-less and annoying. Anyone who likes her has some growing up to do, and also need to go back to school and rethink their music choice. :)
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I'm legit 19 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
So Chuck Norris and I are both dead? ;P
I'm legit 19 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
LOL! *picks you up and hangs you on the same tree, but with double the rope.* :)
Why u do dis 18 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
That's the point. Wouldn't it be weirder if I whacked your crotch until something else came out? ;)
Truly incredible art, I say 5 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Artception? ;)
Why u do dis 18 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Way ahead of you. *whacks ilke2surf in the crotch until blood comes out.* ;)
I'm legit 19 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
I don't feel pain there unless it's extreme, so, that did nothing. *hangs you from tree that's 50 feet high* ;)
Horsey ride gone wrong. ;P 8 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
The guy in green is riding on top of the guy in brown, thinking he's a horse.
What I found on my Tumblr. *laughingfacepam* 24 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
No, and okay. ;)
But I thought my penny would count! 9 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
France.
What I found on my Tumblr. *laughingfacepam* 24 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
What?
But I thought my penny would count! 9 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Get a different poster? In my country, we call you an abruti. ;)
Why u do dis 18 comments
thecataclysm · 10 years ago
Oh, it has just begun. *hangs you on tree*
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