TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


You are all bitches. Goodbye Lamesubstance! Tumblr will always be better. No one gives two shits about this site. Peace! And fuck you all. :)

— TheCataclysm Report User
chew on that 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Amen!
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When B*tterflies Get Nervous... 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
You're so deep, I can see you anymore!
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Truly incredible art, I say 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
........ So I painted paintings inside a painting.
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When people pour my cereal 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yeah, I do, it's so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing funny. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alright Wall of China 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Does anyone know why The Great Wall of China is on the list of The Seven Wonders of the World? It's because it's the only thing in made in China that lasted longer than 3 days.
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The Creepiest Face Swap 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I have got to stop being on Funsubstance, whilst going to bed. :\/
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How i will explain birth to my kid 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What a great time to go to bed. >.<
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Overly Attached Girlfriend Leaves a Message 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What does the message, "I'm so fucking happy." have to do with how much she loves her boyfriend. Happiness and Affection are two very incomparable things.
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Hey Honey, I'm Home 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
This isn't hilarious, but it's better than some of the repetitive shit on this website.
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Black hole 6 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What, a dark, dense region at the center from which no light can escape, surrounded by an accretion disk of matter that constantly feeds it, shooting off relativistic jets in either direction, and active?
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A S*xy Story 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about?
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,,, 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Then why is there prison there?
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Never too old 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Ooh a singset!!! lol
MIRROR MIRROR 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
You know what grinds my gears? That she said "thinks you're a pussy" as in saying he isn't but she just thinks he is. So basically, he isn't a pussy, but is juts thought to be one. And that is what grinds my gears.
One of the coolest gifs I've seen in a while 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I know. That's why I said it. :) It's confusing somewhat, but it'll be easy to get used to.
The scientific name for Viagra 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
In correction, it's Sildenafil, but otherwise it's comically humorous.
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Don’t look down 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That looks like so much fun! :')
Jurassic Patrick 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Sounds like someone is a bit cross on Patrick posts........
Space Invader: The Untold Story 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That's compulsively depressing, but I still love the game. :)
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One of the coolest gifs I've seen in a while 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Weird you say that because I am Bi-Polar, and this is kinda of what it feels like. I also have Autism, ADHD, ADD, OCD, and Depression.
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Group of friends take a picture every 5 years 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That's just 35 years of footage! How old were they in the first picture?
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Ice Dynasty 6 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Someone has a lot of patience.........
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Can cucumbers feel pain? 21 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I got it! Vegetarians and Carnivores can now be Vegeivores! :)
The side of waldo we never see 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Maybe we could ask him if we could find him.......
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Think twice 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Since when did America ever need immigrants to make burritos? Americans are perfectly capable of making burritos without them.
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