TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


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A book on how to understand women 23 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
It's not very hard if you get right down to the source and start observing.......
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Wait for it... Wait for it 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I love this! This actually helped me in science, excluding the "your mom" part.
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I don't want to lose my arm! 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
127 hours?
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Dat Ass Is Not A Chair 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
It's pretty obvious that her butt isn't a chair... O.O
Magnetic Woman 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
If you go to the video, and throughout it, you look closely, in several parts of it you can see duct tape on the palm of her hand.
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How to draw a chihuahua 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
How specific!
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Drawn together 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
This made me so happy for no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing reason.
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So close... 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Just pull by it's feet!
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Then and now 9 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
No it's not, dipshit*.
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Have A Break Have A KitKat 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
It would be hilarious if the bench was edible.
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Bottled water 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Maybe that's just a prototype, and the cans are much bigger and have a regular sized bottle inside of the huge can.
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morbid 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Well that escalated quickly................
Donify any burger 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
'Murica!
Wat is this?!?! 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
It's also hard being the only guy at a teenage pregnancy high school.
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I want happiness 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
If only it was that easy.
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Badass Kid Is Badass 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Does anyone else notice that where the kid's shoulder blades are, it looks like there are two ears there?
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Prototype invention for high-rise buildings 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Just add water, and BAM! Waterslide! :)
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i want a " I AM POOR " application which may be free 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Maybe it was just made to show that you're rich enough to buy it, which is the reason why it does nothing. It's just imagery.
Did You Ever Think Of It Like That? 9 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Reincarnation? Well, we will never know that answer to this question until after we die. But we won't be able to go back and communicate with anyone, and tell them the truth about the after effects of death.
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Fag 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
But they aren't called Forever Alone Guys, they are just called Forever Alone.
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Ermahgerd Kerfer 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The American version of Harry Potter 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
If all the wands and spells were replaced by guns, the movie wouldn't probably be worth watching. But people would watch it anyway.
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Do your part to help the gene pool 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Where's the ending quotation mark?
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Zombie Apocalypse: what it really looks like 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Then on those grounds, my sister is infected.
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HIV Positive 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
She isn't clean........
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