TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


You are all bitches. Goodbye Lamesubstance! Tumblr will always be better. No one gives two shits about this site. Peace! And fuck you all. :)

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11 year olds. 14 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
This is happening at my High School, and everyone there is pregnant. (I'm the only boy there.)
These ladies have serious drinking problem 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Hey again! :) I agree, who would do that?
Meet my new friend 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Looks as if the guest still needs school..........
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The American version of Harry Potter 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
LOL that should be made into a comedy, or something..... Harry Potter, the prisoner of avocado.
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The American version of Harry Potter 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
LMAO!! It would. But it would be funnier if the guns were replaced with their hands making the thumbs up gesture. Just thumbs up someone, and they die? LOL :P
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This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
You live that special life of yours, and have fun. ;)
This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I hope to see you very soon, as well. And yeah, I'm 6'4 and 16 y/o. People don't always take me seriously. But I hope you're happy, and enjoying life. Be safe. :) P.S. I have multiple disorders, so if I change on you all of a sudden, you know why. :)
This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
No, thank YOU. Darn people correcting me all the time. But since I have multiple disorders, my temper can be short at times. And being 6'4 doesn't help at all. But thank you so much for talking to me. I will never forget you. :)
This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Thanks. You're username doesn't exactly go with, well, your personality. You're a nicer person than your name calls you out to be.
This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yes. I'm sorry. I don't expect an apology for my miraculous actions.
This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Well, it's not you. I'm sorry about what I said, and yes I am aware of what you do username or not. I am so tired of all of this needless correcting. That's already three corrections on something that I have been aware of for quite a bit now, don't you think? I would like to terminate this tedious argument. If you could, that would be damn well pleasant.
This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
You're (a grammar nazi), that's who you are, and let's keep it that way, and obviously you, nor I, know who anyone here is, and let's keep it THAT way. Okay? Now shoo, shoo.
This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Now, this issue has already been established. Why don't you make yourself useful and make your death certain as grammar Hitler, and do us a favor, will you? Before we do it for you. Oh by the way, where's your wife, grammar Ava?
Coca Cola Suicide 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
How would he/she even get the mento up there?
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Singing your own pitbull song 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Dale es a puta, Los Angeles, Lyon, Paris, Louvre! My own Pitbull song. :)
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You are not special for reading that book 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
First of all, not everyone has had the chance to read it. Second of all, in fact, you are special if you did read it by choice.
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But... why? 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Person 1: "Oh wait, I need to answer my land-line, to answer my iPhone!
Person 2: "Are you a dumbass?"
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Mr. Krabs facts 21 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Maybe Sponge-Bob was made in/by The Gulf of Mexico?
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I asked Mom to bring back some candies for me 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Diabeetus.
A book on how to understand women 23 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Talk to you later! :)
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A book on how to understand women 23 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I have never seen anyone with such kindness towards me and then didn't threaten me. You're a beautifully engineered person on the inside and outside. :)
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You have a beautiful voice 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
ROTFLOL!!!!
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A book on how to understand women 23 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I hope so too, and hope to talk to you again soon. :) The only friends that I ever had were fake and used me, beat me, and stole from me for years until I found out it was fake. And now I am crying because I am finally talking with someone that doesn't want to inflict any pain on me. Thank you so much for talking to me. :')
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The definition of love 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
'Dem feels!!! D':
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A book on how to understand women 23 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Exactly! I know exactly how you feel. And I'm not normal either. lol But you're welcome, and I mean it as well. :)
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