Wow, she's so stupid.

What's up with the pirate talk?

Well that escalated quickly!

But why do we die, by going up to him? See? Hole in your logic.

Maybe in a disgusting alternate universe. And Issac Newton didn't look like that.

Beautiful! I wish I was in the wave.

At least you get two arm rests, and not one, or if you're lucky, two.

When did Canada become simulated?

Once you murder your unborn fetus, there's no defying the consequences. >.<

1. So Sponge-Bob is 27 years old.
2. If I want to get cool or hotter, apparently I'm a fat-ass.
3. I think by now, about 71.5% knows of that.
4. So compared to left-handed people, I'm weak at video games.
5. That's just awful.
6. That's never a good sign.
7. Interesting.
8. I knew that, and I am one of them.
9. Yes I know, that's why I do it.
:)

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!

Or intelligence, according to the picture, of course.

She put my faith in humanity in there with it.

That depends, actually.