TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


You are all bitches. Goodbye Lamesubstance! Tumblr will always be better. No one gives two shits about this site. Peace! And fuck you all. :)

— TheCataclysm Report User
Obligations 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I would too! But I experienced snow once when I was 9, but never saw snow again since then.
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Burn! 16 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
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PSY's Gentleman beats YouTube record 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Gangnam Style is at 1,662,501,567 now, and Gentleman is at 437,274,926 now. So the scale of Gentleman is completely inaccurate.
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Is that rape or shoplifting? 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Both?
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My history would be much better if there is a game like this 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
@girlyoudonotknow, is that really the point?
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Trust me, I'm an engineer 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Are people really to lazy to twist a light bulb on their own?
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you sl*ts ! 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Wouldn't that mean that everyone in the world is a slut?
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Fridge with twitter 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
So the fridge can tweet what's inside of it?
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Louis CK 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I'm a Christian, but I respect everyone's views on religion and everyday life. Christians like her and the ones trying to cure homosexuals give us a bad name!
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Burn! 16 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Is it scaring you?
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Burn! 16 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
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Burn! 16 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
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Advice Duck on commitment. 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
@princesszelda It's more specific than that...... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♥ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Burn! 16 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Oh that makes sense! Sorry. :)
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Spray on clothes. Took you long enough, science 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
You don't find shirts like this just ANYWHERE........... ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ♥ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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A heroic little mouse 6 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
It's weird how I'm on Funsubstance, looking at this picture/comments, at 6:37 a.m.!
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Kids today 27 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Patrick makes everything better. :)
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Health care and stuff 26 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
America is Canada's Mexico.
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Somebody here has balls 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Who, the snake? :P
Burn! 16 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Then why did you have tickets for a band you don't like? That's nonsensical.
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Every time I use febreze 9 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yes @guest, have you ever used it for that exact purpose? It really is awful. ;P
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One Direction being One Direction 9 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
They're either Homosexual or Bisexual. No doubt.
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Gym teachers fail 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
At my high school, my pregnant gym teacher runs with us, and is usually faster than us. I guess she's just different. It's also a pregnant high school, and I am the only and single boy there.
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Real trolling 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
It just looks as if the troll has a pimple. >.<
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