TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


You are all bitches. Goodbye Lamesubstance! Tumblr will always be better. No one gives two shits about this site. Peace! And fuck you all. :)

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Blackjack and hook*rs 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yes, gambling is a sin. I don't make the rules though. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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At Church 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
If only all churches were that way and stopped hating on gays. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My black friend said this to me 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Then what would you call regular Friday? White Friday?
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Damn, did you see that? 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yes I know, but I was just curious why you said that on a cat picture. But then again we all hate them anyway so it doesn't matter.
Ouch, Leo 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I laughed, cried, then I killed myself. :)
Damn, did you see that? 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) are you talking about?
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Shit my balloon! 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I laughed way too long at this! ROTFLOLACUIF! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is not OK 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
If that's not who they are, then why do they care?
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When I see a good comment but there's a spelling mistake 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Your comment is a good example of this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My favorite scene 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Not Another Teen Movie.
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Sonic's eyes finally make sense 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yes, but Sonic looks creepy without his "goggles".
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i dont just sing 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Do you sell tickets?
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The last ever Calvin & Hobbes Comic.. I got somethin´ 4 that 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I miss that comic. :'(
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How thoughtful 9 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Me too! That's why I asked that question up there.
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10000 Easter Eggs later: done! 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
SO. MUCH. CANDY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Wait, whoa 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Maybe Taken was copying Finding Nemo?
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How I feel on summer days 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Noon-Thirty? Don't you mean 12:30 P.M.?
Whenever I try to be fabulous 11 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pW6PwEayQ Here's the link to the video. ROTFL!!
Awesome cuttings inspired by each book's story 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What a huge waste of paper. But if it's Twilight, then it's fine to do that. They were a waste of paper to begin with.
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At least it cleaned the beach 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
You can tell that those are two different beaches.
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The one true fact of my childhood 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I knew it too, and my parents thought of me to be a psychic.
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good guy pepsi 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Just like in Sponge-Bob, except Sponge-Bob isn't a part of the FBI.
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Fixed 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Same, I did too. Hardly anyone looked closely at his mouth and hand.
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How thoughtful 9 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What if they're allergic to milk?
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Oh tinky winky 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Well Tinky Winky is homosexual.
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