TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


You are all bitches. Goodbye Lamesubstance! Tumblr will always be better. No one gives two shits about this site. Peace! And fuck you all. :)

— TheCataclysm Report User
Positive anything is better than negative nothing? 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That isn't negative.
Two trips are for pussies 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I can open doors with my feet. I guess because my feet are just that big..... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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All for a flower 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
My thoughts exactly. :)
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Bioengineering breakthrough 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yeah, two cats bro.
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Mommy, can I get Scooby-Doo? 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I lost my appetite!
Can't find a pair :( 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What about on his left?
Cheetah ball 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I was eating Cheetos. WTF!?!?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Damn right 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
$5 sounds much better than having a Women's National Basketball Association win the championship.
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Would you rather... 30 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Yes we can! lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♥ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Would you rather... 30 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I'm glad that I'm not alone in this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Would you rather... 30 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
yourather.com
Close enough 8 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Agreed. Why does everyone treat Matthew like shit whenever he comments?
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Not sure if water or sky 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That's the water reflecting the sky so it looks like the sky, but obviously it isn't.
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What else do you see here? 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I just see a book. What's the joke?
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Bored? Watch another movie. Click and drag or scroll and pause 34 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Inception. Ugh prepare for thy headache!
Xp Getting Older 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
This makes me deeply depressed.
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Everyone's an artist too 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That's a lot of money for such a crappy painting. People will buy anything!
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How birds really feel 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I've tested this theory with my bird, but no, he came back and was scared to go back outside.
Wait.. where is the hole?! 6 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
@guest1, Don't you mean that's what he said? Or maybe she is a shemale?
And day cheese! 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That's a nudist family.......
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Guess where I am? 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
To both guests, that's the name of his WIFI.
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Original McDonalds Menu 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
To buy one of everything at that time, it would cost $1.18. Today if you bought a McDouble with that money, you would have 5 cents change. Where's Dr. Brown and Marty McFly when you need them?
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UK Top Gear is da bomb 10 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Said everyone ever. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Gaming rule 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
How is that a rule?
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Fact of the Day 5 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Why do I eat while I'm on here?
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