thecoolchristian

thecoolchristian


— thecoolchristian Report User
6 Years old daughter drew this at school 3 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
I got news for ya kid. Your mother is a prostitute.
4
Elon=alien???? 14 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Not this human
1
Going on a bike ride with the cat 5 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
I hope she can breathe
1
Trust no thot 11 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Neither am I. She's a very bad digger in fact. Looks like it would probably take her ages to dig a hole. She is too skinny
1
I know 1 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Lego animations are the pinnacle of comedy
18
Thanks giving clapback 1 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
you kind of missed the boat on that one
5
Contestant on Survivor has lost so much weight that you can see his heart beating through 19 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Oh that's lìt I didn't know they still made survivor
The most difficult game 12 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
pffff.
-
( . )( . )
4
Just a guy in the park...With his vulture 6 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
"Hey back off this one's mine! He has terminal cancer."
3
Portals are... 6 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
What did the turtles do to you
8
He simply neiled it 14 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Example
Portals are... 6 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
I like it. Very meta
15
Don't you want some robot t*tties 4 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
They do age you fool. They gain experience and knowledge. Just because they don't physically increase in size doesn't mean age "doesn't exist". That's like saying if humans didn't change physically it would be okay to fuck children.
10
The whole isle went quiet 5 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
The point of the post is that the woman was abused.
29
Remember, remember 6 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Yell at black people on the internet
Teach your kids to think 59 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Wow you really got me in a box there.
Teach your kids to think 59 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
You know who always believes they're right? Anyone that's religious. No religious person will come up to you trying to have a conversation about religion and be rly questioning their beliefs. Any religious person having a conversation about religion is trying to tell you why you're wrong. If the person you're trying to convince doesn't believe your holy arguments, call them close-minded. What kind of fucking idiot wouldn't accept an omnipotent being always watching over them that will send them to a magical land where all your dreams come true when you die. It just makes you feel all warm and tingly inside.
Teach your kids to think 59 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Not a straw man buddy. You said science and religion aren't mutually exclusive. Physics is science. The laws of physics exclude religion.
Teach your kids to think 59 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
OH boy. I can tell you that the laws of physics damn well exclude Jesus zooming around in heaven and zapping gay people
Teach your kids to think 59 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Oh yes. Any logical path of thinking will lead you to the conclusion that an omnipotent being created our planet and all the other planets in the seemingly infinite universe, and continues to guide our day to day lives, ensuring that bad people go to hell and good people go to heaven. And God help you if you don't worship a statue of him every Sunday, because he needs that shit to increase his power level.
You've been gay all along 5 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
Double gay
3
Teach your kids to think 59 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
You're "allowed" to believe whatever you want. You're just not very good at logic
· Edited 7 years ago
Gay saves the day! 3 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
It's real rowdy in this comments section.
The real hero of Game of Thrones: 5 comments
thecoolchristian · 7 years ago
A little bird
2