If you thinks dicks are gross you might be a lesbian. If not, stop complaining.

Who won tho

looks like moon moons in charge of the weather now

she said it better not be chilis. what now?

tell me those aren't real

is that real

In what situation would you use this

Yeah because it's their job.
I'm not anti vaccine don't hate me

Until a kid chokes on a bone and sues the shit out of you

I found the episodes where Anne was pregnant really annoying because 99% of the show was her bitching about how sore she was and everyone buying her stuff

Yeah but I always see those things when I'm driving to work. I don't want to be home by now. I want to be at work by now.

Thought it was cute until I realized the mouse was dead.

Yeah Elon you fucking idiot

Your Spanish teacher shouldn't be slapping people

*screams internally*

Why is your two year old cursing

*brought

woah thats so cool how do you live in the internet

you sound like michael scott