thecoolchristian

thecoolchristian


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"scientific" humour 5 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
That still wouldn't have killed the elephant . The ant didn't have enough mass to have serious momentum. It would have splattered against the elephants hide and died.
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Well put 9 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
It's really fucked up that people can look at thAt picture, laugh, and not give it a second thought
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What did you think it was? 18 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
Not the part about time. Time doesn't end
What did you think it was? 18 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
death doesn't really make sense though
Who's winning? 4 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
It looks like they're singing a duet
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Seems like they're in for a good time 11 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
Poor guy is getting cucked by a dildo that he's paying for
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Payback 3 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
LMAO next you should just straight up poison her
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And where do I put it now? 1 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
A classic tweet
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Rip his fame 12 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
What do u mean rip his fame? His fame just increased x10
Rip his fame 12 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
Who is that
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Heard your b*tchass was talkin' shit 5 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
Holy shiT. It's no everyday you see a plastic WWE belt replica
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The weight on my shoudler 15 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
You can't lift a planet off another planet. If a planet was resting on another planet it wouldn't be a planet
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The weight on my shoudler 15 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
fan mentality
2 vs 1 ain't fair 1 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
congratulations. you played yourself
The weight on my shoudler 15 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
That's not possible. He can't lift a planet no matter how strong he is. He would have to turn himself upside down and fly towards the planet's core. He wouldn't even move the planet, he would just drill towards the ground.
Unfortunately 5 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
Groundbreaking shit
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The definition of hypocrisy 13 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
No no, guys you don't understand. Sexism doesn't count when you're talking about men
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I remember...lol 7 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
Pls stop sexualizing young children
To Infinity and Beyond 3 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
I was about to say, how tf have they not tried missionary
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Happy New Year, children! 6 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
As if it really matters. Whether or not it was actually midnight where they were doesn't "invalidate" her precious childhood memories. She still had the experience, unaffected by the time of night.
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Lucky knot bridge, changsa, china 4 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
The designer really made it a bitch to walk across
Mind blown 24 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
No infinity definitely only has one meaning, which is endless. The other definition is bullshit
Australia is the strongest country in Australia 36 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
wOw you don't say
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Mind blown 24 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
Good one
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Mind blown 24 comments
thecoolchristian · 6 years ago
I was commiserating with him