But you're still getting paid...??? Hmm

We went to Denny's recently after a long nigh of drinking and even in that half coherent state I was absolutely disgusted first and last time ever

The kind where I, as a working class american pay over 27% of my wages to taxes so the president an other politicians can have private jets, meals at any hour, and literally more vacation days in a year than I've hady entire working life while we scratch and claw just to make it week to week. True story

Ok those should be outlawed everywhere.. Right now

Your wife is very generous I haven't seen that type of space since bush was president

The Dutch! Ahead of us once again!

So does that mean I'm better off being protected by a guarddeer?

Uh oh.... I may have made a mistake

Live there? Every time you flush the toilet, the value goes down

"Oh man, I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating away"- "Larry! We're in space, there's no gravity you really are floating"

Wear proper attire

Holy crap good to know with little kids.. Can't believe how sick some people are! Poor innocent children these idiots deserved to be lashed at the post

Oh poop I now realized where I'll be going then

But I don't like dogs

That's badass

Doesn't ;-; look like a little spider or something

She looked so hot in original tho

So when you rea the first two squares did you not think hey I should stop reading be annoyed at yourself