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We can do better than this 8 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
You call it below average, I say it's above average, like my chances of heart disease
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That took a turn 41 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Since when is anybody from the south an authority on pronunciation.. In fact, this actually reaffirms that it is indeed peecan
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spoiler alert :D 8 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
You'll probably just lose the head
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"I'm tired" 9 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
He just wants to chill
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"you're all going to regret..." 14 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
For any ambitious guy go up to her and ask her out then say " if you don't date me, you'll regret it" see if she learned her lesson
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"I'm tired" 9 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
If you ever do see a bear just leave him alone don't go following and taking a whole bunch of picture and starting a crowd of you leave them alone they'll wander away again or else the authorities might get called and have to put them down for no reason.. Thank you for reading my public announcement
Making a point. 12 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
We need more open minded people like Luwanda.. It's be nice if they were a little smarter but hey it's a start
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Get it, Bill 10 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I can't help but notice the guy in the back with his high water pants white socks showing.. Always a science guy
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Art! 16 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I'll pay $500 and that's my final offer!
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90's kids 17 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
My first thought was actually "this is bogus she is looks too old to be born in- oh wait that was 16 years ago! Holy crap it's been that many years gone by so quickly I remember it like it was uesterday
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Nice grab buddy ! 7 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Yea she probably wants your hand someplace lower
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Starry night sky over clam waters 7 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Oh yea I see it now a sea of clams how beautiful
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Starry night sky over clam waters 7 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Actually I think it's a clamming boat
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Parents know about uncomfortable places to sleep 5 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Wtf what kind of prison is this? Stop taking pictures and get a damn pillow
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Have you ever wondered where they are? 8 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Didn't use your brain to try to figure that out did you smart ass?
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Have you ever wondered where they are? 8 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Oh wow really? I didn't realize that thanks for the explanation, maybe I'll return the favor someday and explain sarcasm you dumb cunt
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Have you ever wondered where they are? 8 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Really? Oh wow thanks I didn't know that I thought the earth was flat douche
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Grammar Nazi. 5 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
A few are just spelling errors he should be finw
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Please 15 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Except it would be pronounce sign-pie if you were being picky
Batman vs Superman 22 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Ok we get it! How many different ways can you slightly reword the same post?
Speechless. 13 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I think she just really needs to add more fiber to her diet
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The results are in 4 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
Well, she does appear to have slightly more hair haha
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more Science stuff 4 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
I love these true facts posts
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Have you ever wondered where they are? 8 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
How the heck are you going to drink that? Or is that why he's saying "shit"?
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Why Didn't I Think Of This Before 16 comments
theduckknight · 9 years ago
How much fatter can america get?