This just made me sad poor cold little lfl
Muffins

It is funny because it is true

It was worth the read

Passed* ha and the guy wasnt a few cents short $7 was almost half of the total cost nice gesture but how did he know the exact amount

Damn obama

It all depends on thier midichlorian count.. This interesting as fuck tho never thought of that

No way! I definitely wouldnt make enemies with that kid!

Either one sounds pretty go0d

This is really cool

No wonder my steak is overcooked every time lol

Where is the SPOILER ALERT!?! Gosh

There is no such thing as normal.. Especially when it comes to infants and toddlers

Damn how many posts going to get removed? This is like third in a row ive seen thats a replacement

Its just upside down

Only of someone eats off of you

I use simple syrup instead of brown sugar in my daiquiri, and it has to be fresh sqeezed none of that bottled crap

House baratheon lives on

Why would i need 5 foot long anal beads?... Oh