"Hello, I am a wealthy Nigerian Prince, and I have sent you this email, wishing to give you 5 million dollars..."

"Ma'am, would you like me to add false reports to the list?"

"Would you like me to arrest you for refusing to cooperate?"

"So I know how many laws you're breaking right now."

"As I've said, congratulations, I still need your license and registration."

"I'm going to need to see your license and registration please."

"Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."

The blood of your firstborn, and the soul of an albino T-Rex.

However, I was only talking about Assassin's Creed, you know, the first game.

I also have no idea what he's going on about, as AC runs extremely well on my inferior laptop.

Not on the amazon site, and even on mobile, you can still go back before you place your order.
Besides, unless that's the only option, just simply try to find an Amazon merchant who's selling the item itself for more. I can almost guarantee that not only will the shipping be cheaper, but the total price over all will be as well.

The sky. The image is flipped upside down.