I stumbled upon this song (meme?), a couple of days ago, and I am confused, and intrigued.

The government can't have it both ways man.
Either we stay home, and therefore drive less which slows the spread of Corona virus.
Or we do non-essential driving, which would bring in that revenue, (only from the people actively running the red light of course), but aides in the spreading of the virus, which would therefore risk lengthening the stay of the virus itself.

The expression implies that even Satan is appalled by the person's actions.

But how many of those were from people who watched it because they thought it was a joke.

This happened to me during a geometry exercise.
Fortunately, (unfortunately?) I just forgot how a specific number worked, but did everything else correctly.

Do they even still produce VHS tapes anymore?

Cute, how about instead of telling your friend what they can't play in their own car, you sit down, shut up, and be grateful they're driving your sorry ass to wherever you're trying to go.

I don't know why there's an itty bitty Sobble there, but I like it.

I'm my own daily dose of redhead. *Flips hair* :)

That doesn't sound too bad.

And I'd still drink both.

The good boi's name is Marshall, if anyone was curious.

Now, now, this isn't The Library, you can't save people to hard drives here. Weirdo alien with a time traveling box or not.

Yep, sounds about right.

Goddamit you're a cheetah, stop being so philosophical.

I've said this once, and I'll say it again. You're parents just don't want you to make the same mistakes they did.
And before someone tries to swoop in and be pedantic about it. No the kid isn't the mistake, the sex before marriage is. They're probably happy to have the kid, but just wished they waited until after they were married to do so.
And also yes, people are allowed to change, just because they did something in their past, doesn't mean they can't be against that thing in the present/future.