Hopefully those parents will give the teachers cookies.
They deserve more, but let's start with cookies.

To be fair, if you have little kids, you probably don't want them to have the ability to do the admin-level thing, (regardless of whether or not they actually would).

There are some really good mobile games though.

Yikes dude. I genuinely hope this doesn't come back to bite you.

Okay, I gotta ask. Why the sudden emergence of prequel memes?
A surprise, sure, but a welcomed one. (Ha ha. Ha ha).
But seriously, why?

That has to be damn near 20 feet long, good Lord.

Part of me wants to believe that these jobs are more sophisticated, and/or involved than they sound, (except maybe the former child one, but who knows).

Not gonna lie, part of me wants to know if this guy has tried taking the high occupancy lane with his dog.

"What the fuck, man? I didn't sign up for this shit."

I don't know this feeling, but man it's so satisfying when you finally find out the name of a song you've been trying to find for months.

There's so much flawed logic in there, I don't know where to begin.

From what I understand, it has something to do with how fast horses could travel on dirt roads.
DIRT.
ROADS.
That fact that they could not run as fast on sand was completely overlooked/unknown to those who named the beach.

A thousand times yes. So many people need to understand that disagreement =/= disrespect.

Well, The Night is adorable.
Would The Night like a lollipop?

They're not wrong.
I say this only because things would have most likely turned out different if the Native Americans were treated better.