....Sigh, Kaspersky isn't assuming the crustacean definition of crabs are they?
Not to mention the use of "Forbidden Knowledge" makes whatever information the kid wanted seem more valuable than it actually was.

Do computers even come with floppy drives anymore?
Part of me is wondering if this was done only half jokingly.

Wow, that's like the companies who have a section of their budget dedicated to paying off fines from the laws they keep breaking.

He's about 21 now, so I hope he's mellowed out, at least a little bit, by now.

There should be an 8-track in there somewhere.

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to date the guy after that.
Note: I would have also made it thoroughly clear beforehand to said guy that we aren't a couple, and this isn't a date. We are going out to eat as FRIENDS. At that point the smart thing for him to do would be to back out, and not you know, insist that I go out to eat alone with him.

Your parents were the type to demand all A's all the time weren't they?
Some parents need to learn that their constant pressure and requirement for excellence could be part of the reason that their kid isn't performing as well they could be.
(Yeah I know, some kids put the pressure on themselves for constant excellence, and that's just depressing).

Not gonna lie, the giant glass dome does sound like something Disney would do... It that were feasible.

No, bad generator, bad. We don't condone infidelity.

Maybe I'm dense, but I can't tell if she genuinely trusts her students to not to do the opposite, or she actually wants them to take advantage of this.
Hopefully the second, but she'd have to be stupidly naive for the first one.

Also, Walmart, and Aldi's(? Maybe Costco), sell knock off brands. Not necessarily as good, but still good nonetheless, and cheaper.

He's like a teenager at this point, twenties tops.

And then you dumped her right? If not because she openly expressed a desire to cheat, but because she also revealed that she doesn't see some perfectly good humans beings as humans.

I swear Arnold Schwarzenegger's joy in being a US citizen is unparalleled.

Yep, and it doesn't matter how many blankets I need because of it, that fan has to be on.

I dunno about y'all, but I just love it when an old game just explodes in popularity again.

D'aw. Sweet girl.

The fact that big cats are literally just big cats still baffles me from time to time.
Like you're a thousand pound killing machine, you should not have the same mannerisms as the stupid furball that probably can't survive out in the backyard.