No, bad generator, we don't condone incest either.

Okay, honestly, unless there was racist intent involved, (in development, not removal. Though there shouldn't be racist intent in removal either), they should leave it alone. Like, who cares really?

This probably happens more often than you think, and they probably got a stash in the storage closet whenever they need to replace one.

Dude, if that's actually the same guy, good for him.

Someone's got the soap tongue.

That's more, "Are you done, Karen?" Than "what the fuck, Susan?" I like it.

Yep, perfect.

I know what they're saying, but this reminds me of my high school choir instructor.
Why? Because he always encouraged us to sing with confidence, even if our tone, pitch, or notes were wrong. He said he could fix the musical stuff, but he couldn't fix confidence.

....Sigh, Kaspersky isn't assuming the crustacean definition of crabs are they?
Not to mention the use of "Forbidden Knowledge" makes whatever information the kid wanted seem more valuable than it actually was.

Do computers even come with floppy drives anymore?
Part of me is wondering if this was done only half jokingly.

Wow, that's like the companies who have a section of their budget dedicated to paying off fines from the laws they keep breaking.

He's about 21 now, so I hope he's mellowed out, at least a little bit, by now.

There should be an 8-track in there somewhere.

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to date the guy after that.
Note: I would have also made it thoroughly clear beforehand to said guy that we aren't a couple, and this isn't a date. We are going out to eat as FRIENDS. At that point the smart thing for him to do would be to back out, and not you know, insist that I go out to eat alone with him.

Your parents were the type to demand all A's all the time weren't they?
Some parents need to learn that their constant pressure and requirement for excellence could be part of the reason that their kid isn't performing as well they could be.
(Yeah I know, some kids put the pressure on themselves for constant excellence, and that's just depressing).

Not gonna lie, the giant glass dome does sound like something Disney would do... It that were feasible.

No, bad generator, bad. We don't condone infidelity.

Maybe I'm dense, but I can't tell if she genuinely trusts her students to not to do the opposite, or she actually wants them to take advantage of this.
Hopefully the second, but she'd have to be stupidly naive for the first one.

Also, Walmart, and Aldi's(? Maybe Costco), sell knock off brands. Not necessarily as good, but still good nonetheless, and cheaper.

He's like a teenager at this point, twenties tops.

And then you dumped her right? If not because she openly expressed a desire to cheat, but because she also revealed that she doesn't see some perfectly good humans beings as humans.