Just don't give housework helping appliances as gifts.
If you're doing it just because and giving them an upgrade in the process, then MAYBE it's justifiable.
But just don't do it at all.

With a currently high risk of asphyxiation? No thanks.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon.

When asked if you could please send me the address and I'll be there in a few minutes.
You said you were going to be a little late to the party.
The lie detector proved that was a good one for you and one for the team.
...the coherence makes me uncomfortable...

I agree that statues of those kind of people shouldn't have been built in the first place, but since they have been, the proper place for them is in a museum, not in the trash.
Like it or not, those statues are apart of history, destroying them, or disposing them in an improper manner is going to screw us over.
As for melting them down and forging the metal into something useful... I understand that, but I don't know if I necessarily agree with it.

I know someone who is white, and was born in Africa, so no, not true.

Squirtle lookin' a little high there.

Arlo is a cutie-patootie pie.
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And yes, I will keep commenting that everytime this picture is posted on here.

I see this pic every so often, and I genuinely hope that the kid either has, or will cosplay Gyarados.
Bonus points if John Barrowman is in that picture too.

The cat looks like a roughed up sailor.

You seem to have a couple of clouds hanging out in your backyard.
Jokes aside, those are some gorgeous babies.

She should have followed the guidelines.

D'aww, c'mere for some scritches little one.

Spaces too, it seems.

Because that's like the way of life in Texas, and other southern states.

The virus probably isn't going to kill them anyway, they're too young and healthy for that.

Screw everyone who doesn't lead with the left foot, am I right?

Orange: I told you George, but did you listen? Noooo...

The fact that McDonald's might actually taste better than some of the food he's sampled from higher end restaurants was not something I considered thinking about today.

Some cover versions are actually good, or even better than the original though.

Floppy disks? Yes.
Looney Tunes themed floppy disks? No.

Must be European.
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NOTE: THAT IS A JOKE. Avocados are considered exotic in places like France, and so, they don't necessarily know the correct/safest way to cut an avocado, which can and does lead to them losing the use of one of their hands.

I am slightly confused.