I'm so offended by this, I have to physically stop myself from going on a huge rant.

Dang, she's 80 years old? I find that severely hard to believe. She looks like she should be about 60.

Not gonna lie, that's a thesis I'd like to read.

D'aww. *Scritches his hind quarters*

In the teachers' defense, the kid could be acting like they are to their parents because they are their parents.

Ironically, since there's instances of the vaccine causing anaphylaxis, you probably got the better end of the deal.

How much you wanna bet that Lisa isn't going to speak to her mother ever again after she moves out.

Iroh: You know damn right what the better option is, boy.

They should have charged more, like at least $200. That's insanely fantastic work.

"He sees you when you're buckled."

Just don't give housework helping appliances as gifts.
If you're doing it just because and giving them an upgrade in the process, then MAYBE it's justifiable.
But just don't do it at all.

With a currently high risk of asphyxiation? No thanks.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon.

When asked if you could please send me the address and I'll be there in a few minutes.
You said you were going to be a little late to the party.
The lie detector proved that was a good one for you and one for the team.
...the coherence makes me uncomfortable...

I agree that statues of those kind of people shouldn't have been built in the first place, but since they have been, the proper place for them is in a museum, not in the trash.
Like it or not, those statues are apart of history, destroying them, or disposing them in an improper manner is going to screw us over.
As for melting them down and forging the metal into something useful... I understand that, but I don't know if I necessarily agree with it.

I know someone who is white, and was born in Africa, so no, not true.

Squirtle lookin' a little high there.

Arlo is a cutie-patootie pie.
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And yes, I will keep commenting that everytime this picture is posted on here.

I see this pic every so often, and I genuinely hope that the kid either has, or will cosplay Gyarados.
Bonus points if John Barrowman is in that picture too.

The cat looks like a roughed up sailor.

You seem to have a couple of clouds hanging out in your backyard.
Jokes aside, those are some gorgeous babies.