Let me guess. She thinks she should be "The most beautiful woman in the world" just because she's black, right?

He said he wasn't going to.

Just play it over a bunch of pillows and cushions if you absolutely must use the app.

The Doctor is in!
On a serious note, that is one patient snake.

We don't deserve Golden Retrievers.
We don't deserve dogs period.
But we certainly don't deserve the sweet furballs that are Goldens.

Winter's nice and all... Until it knocks out your power and water.

And that's an insanely tame goose... Unless it's made of realistic ceramics or something.

Wait, that actually happened? I thought it was made up, and the Indonesian President was being a smartass or something.

Hey now Mama, that's nothing to be ashamed of.

I just wanna slap people who are like this. You know damn well what I mean, so don't be an asshole and make me feel bad for trying to accurately state my feelings.

Down here it's ice, and you know what that advice for ice is?
Don't.

Heh, I live in Texas, and it's currently 14 degrees Fahrenheit.

If it works, then fabulous.

No kidding. I appreciate when a business suffers a disaster, but they try to get back to normal as soon as possible, but any reasonable person will understand and be willing to let them take a day or two to recover.
Yeah I know, there are unreasonable people who don't understand... Those people need a swift kick to the butt.

This drawing seriously looks like a charmander and Dratini had a baby.
(Yes, I know it would actually be a Charmeleon/Charizard and Dragonair/Dragonite, but you know what I mean).

I love how the swordsman is just, "Yeah, she does this, here's extra."

To be fair, the reporters probably care as little as the average person does, and only do it because there are people who actually care about this kind of thing.

Or they do let you clean it, but then "clean" it again themselves, despite the fact that you just did, no matter how clean it already was.
Like why did I waste my time doing this, if you were just going to do it again anyway?

No kidding. Every time I've used a food delivery service, I almost always wonder why, I didn't go out and get it myself. (Almost, occasionally there was a good reason why I didn't).

1. What would you have to had done to get a ban that lasted several years? (Instead of like a permanent ban).
2. I'm sure he found another online chess game during that time.

I desire for the best but it will have questions.

I'm so offended by this, I have to physically stop myself from going on a huge rant.