I'm American, and I don't understand this trend... Hell, I even take my shoes off when I get home, it just feels weird walking around on the floor, (carpet, tile, whatever), with shoes on.

It has been my experience, that the people usually getting offended by jokes are doing it on behalf of someone else, and not someone who would understandably find the joke in bad taste, (hell, sometimes they find the joke funny as well).

This and also breaking a three digit number into two or more pieces, and adding those up.
Ex: 457+512 becomes 450+510 and 7+2.

I wouldn't mind that... Unless it was rice and beans...

So I'm a 6'1" women, (with ladies size 12 shoes), and I haven't even seen this movie yet I still feel offended by it.
Help.

I wasn't expecting wholesome Lady Dimitrescu memes, but I am here for them.

... I need to find mine...

I'm mildly intrigued...

"If you're going to insult me, do it properly."

Just uh... How big is the Google search library...?
I know it's a huge amount, but I'm having trouble comprehending just how big his impact was.

I'm just as confused as you buddy.

Plot twist: Since that's Lady Dimestriscu, (spelling?), The person on the other end was absolutely looking for an excuse to call and flirt with her.

How old is this tweet? Because I could have sworn Canada Dry did use real ginger.

So the girl's whose minimum healthy weight is above 150 pounds...?
Jokes aside, double standards suck don't they?

Both sides need to be more polite, but if you're gonna ask someone to come in on their day off, you shouldn't be surprise if they say no.

I'm a Scorpio, and that's why I don't know what to do with it.

That's what people did back then, they would pack a picnic and go watch a battle from the sidelines.

A swift elbow to the chest if any of my friends try that with me, (they won't, we all know better than to even interrupt each other when we're on a phone call, save for something important, but still).