Google, two seconds later: Here you go.
And it's the exact song you're looking for.

The problem is the people who insist on defining you by your past.

So you want to make a stance, but you don't want to go to the effort to defend said stance... Alright, have fun with that.

They're actually really close.

Or you just like staring at their attractive face.
"Yes, I will pay actual money for this 2 hour movie to see the collective nine minutes that one actor is on screen."

You don't want to upset your child, I get it, no one, (well, no one sane), likes making someone else upset, but you do understand as the parent you have full authority to tell your kid you don't want to listen to the music they like right? That sometimes the parents want something different from their kid?

That has to be paradise for the dog, honestly.

There's just something about it being a shipping charge... It's so weird.

I hope they were just joking, but I would be wary of anyone who said that to me. Like be honest with yourself, do you really think I would choose you, who had the audacity to demand the choice, over the loving loyal companion that I've probably had for a few years at that point? Would you choose the clearly slightly unhinged human over your loving pet?

I don't. If my window ain't clear, then I can't go anywhere.
(NOTE: This does not apply to torrential downpours, tropical storms, and other severe and heavy weather).

At this point, are they wrong though?

Plot twist: They arrived at Starbucks early enough to make it to their destination on time, hell, early even. It was just a longer than usual Drive thru line.

Congrats dude!

Bold of you to assume they thought they were expensive.

This one's actually pretty good.

Either Ring Fit Adventure, or Battle Cats.
If Ring Fit, maybe I'll be fit for once in my damn life.
If Battle Cats, well, it's a disturbing amount of mutant cats, and cat hybrids running around.

I think I will, thank you Iroh.

Is this Botched?

I know it's probably gonna be bad.
But I'm still gonna watch it because I want to know they're going to... Well, handle the 21st century.
I swear, the 90's had their own exclusive brand of lunacy.

A for effort, but this one doesn't work like one would think it would.

He's one of those people that made his children think they charge by the gallon, isn't he?