This hard game is so relaxing, I can't get to level 7.

My new year's resolution is to have the same as she was in a few years...
But for real, my new year's resolution, (that I actually started in April 2021 due to sudden medical issues), is to lose a bunch of weight.

Are you kidding me? Like obviously she wasn't immortal or anything, but just... fucking hell.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for the next one in the coordinates of a few days.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, the world and a wonderful family.
That is disturbingly wholesome.

Here's what I understand about OnlyFans.
They were originally created as platform for general content creation and sharing.
But leaned into the NSFW angle because it proved to be profitable.

I'd say they're a type of cartoon... If you define cartoon as "audiovisual media drawn in some form or fashion instead of portraying real actors on screen."

Google, two seconds later: Here you go.
And it's the exact song you're looking for.

The problem is the people who insist on defining you by your past.

So you want to make a stance, but you don't want to go to the effort to defend said stance... Alright, have fun with that.

They're actually really close.

Or you just like staring at their attractive face.
"Yes, I will pay actual money for this 2 hour movie to see the collective nine minutes that one actor is on screen."

You don't want to upset your child, I get it, no one, (well, no one sane), likes making someone else upset, but you do understand as the parent you have full authority to tell your kid you don't want to listen to the music they like right? That sometimes the parents want something different from their kid?

That has to be paradise for the dog, honestly.

There's just something about it being a shipping charge... It's so weird.

I hope they were just joking, but I would be wary of anyone who said that to me. Like be honest with yourself, do you really think I would choose you, who had the audacity to demand the choice, over the loving loyal companion that I've probably had for a few years at that point? Would you choose the clearly slightly unhinged human over your loving pet?

I don't. If my window ain't clear, then I can't go anywhere.
(NOTE: This does not apply to torrential downpours, tropical storms, and other severe and heavy weather).

At this point, are they wrong though?

Plot twist: They arrived at Starbucks early enough to make it to their destination on time, hell, early even. It was just a longer than usual Drive thru line.

Congrats dude!

Bold of you to assume they thought they were expensive.

This one's actually pretty good.