So, who's supposed to be the wrong one here?

Not me, the 30-something adult woman who shamelessly buys apple juice for myself.

I though that was a blood clot.

Oh, they ain't worried.

Well, I misread that horribly.

Tea and coffee should be B-C tier then.

I agree with the senior dev.
There's a time and place for emojis, but a professional environment isn't necessarily one of them.

Plot twist: the correct answer is no.

Why aren't you playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website?

Everything I see one of these, I have to wonder if it's actually real, and if so, how can they do that?

Plot twist: The model is half Mexican, half Maori.

Yeah, you're right, but don't say it out loud.

Did they really mean $5.50 an hour? Or was it supposed to be $15.50 and hour?

Congratulations, you've grown up.

With a number that high?
Like if it was only 5 women, an argument could potentially be made, but no, not once you've hit triple digits.

My family was like that with an orange tree.
Unfortunately, a bad freeze two years ago killed it.

Shoes not so much, but the electronics? Hell yeah.

No kidding, my mother, (who isn't a grandma, (yet)), has like 14 of them.

Well, considering the oldest members of said generation are in their fifties, (as of 2023), are they wrong?

Apparently there's actually a difference, I have learned.
One has more cookie, and the other has more caramel.

He's probably happier in the second one.

Plot twist: their pay and benefits were already pretty dang good.