Weird flex, but you do you, boo.

*Attempts to pet the water doggo.*

I am a little concerned, as you're supposed to have three. (Though that "third" one may actually be a camera in some cases).

Buddy's shopping at the wrong grocery store.
Note: if there is something hidden in this picture, I don't see it.

I know this was stolen from a different site, and there's no obviously identifiable information on here... but maybe don't post screenshots of your banking activity...?

The vehicle I own as of writing this has these.

What is it supposed to be saying?

So, where's all our meat, and fruits, and vegetables supposed to come from if farmers stopped growing it to sell to the stores then?

Definitely preferred the system where you could at least skip the second ad, even if they forced you to watch the first.

So, who's supposed to be the wrong one here?

Not me, the 30-something adult woman who shamelessly buys apple juice for myself.

I though that was a blood clot.

Oh, they ain't worried.

Well, I misread that horribly.

Tea and coffee should be B-C tier then.

I agree with the senior dev.
There's a time and place for emojis, but a professional environment isn't necessarily one of them.

Plot twist: the correct answer is no.

Why aren't you playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website?

Everything I see one of these, I have to wonder if it's actually real, and if so, how can they do that?

Plot twist: The model is half Mexican, half Maori.

Yeah, you're right, but don't say it out loud.

Did they really mean $5.50 an hour? Or was it supposed to be $15.50 and hour?

Congratulations, you've grown up.