A bit early, but I'll do my best, Rowdy-bowdy boy.

You life also depends on you not doing anything stupid, like squeezing between two semi's because there's 2 feet of space.

Well, will it, Lady Lawya?
Yeesh, my parents might laugh at me, because they think I'm being ridiculous, but at least they answered the question.

The popping noise is so satisfying though.

Ace Attorney!

Even some actual anime isn't kid friendly. Come on now.

Especially the one in the corner.
Woof.

It's green, so is that diesel? Man, ouch.

"I should be mad, but that was clever."

Aw.... that's kinda cute.

Look at all the love in his eyes.

Biiiiiiiiiiiig stretch.

I shall name thee, Dragonfruit.

Either that's a ginormous frog species, or it just kept growing.

It takes like 15 minutes, minimum, right?
Jeez, as if I didn't already have enough reason to stay with my gas powered car.

Key word: Active.
Those five could be on standby if one of the six active ones break down.

*Gasp!* Put a life jacket on that doggy!

From what I understand, it was a safety issue. For all we know, the city did build the stairs.

And as a bonus, he's a very liked, (hell, even loved), guy.

Depending on the official definition of "antique", that might be true.

That's really a thing that happens?

We know it probably won't be canon. The problem arises when the deranged fans demand it be canon.

Whoever took this photo doesn't seem to understand that "resistant" isn't the same as "proof".

And if they're kind enough to answer if you do, don't criticize their reasons.