Me after I send a text I know Im going to regret...

HEY! these things again.
This time.... IT HAS A BUY BUTTON :D someone was listening.

What's with your username.... It's kinda freaking me out. *smiles awkwardly*

Some of these people need to stay in school because they be acting stupid***
.
Why are some people so fucking dumb?

I almost feel sorry for Thor... ALMOST.

That girl looks a lot like a girl I know.... That's what's freaking me out rn O.o

DID TOM HIDDLESTON JUST GIVE ME A FIST BUMP?!?

OH FUCK! :o

I always do this ^.^
Makes people's jobs easier (well not my mums because I always get lost in the aisles and she's yelling out for me)

That's exactly like me! But instead of not using my powers and making sandwiches
I just don't use my powers and search the web all day.

2001 = 200!
Which may mean it was an exciting year...
Somehow.....

If we fricken lost oxygen for a mere 5 seconds, it'll be as if a sumo-wrestler zombie apocalypse had broken out.
:O

Nutella *.*

That bonus tip tho

Olaf just made those Disney Princesses awesome

My friends boyfriend used to do that to her all the time because he was constantly fucking up.
Seemed to work tho.

The sexier the bra, the more expensive.

Ah as the founder of M&Ms (and the head of the main M&M branch) I'd like to announce that that particular M&M is being used for breeding, and we are going to establish an army of undefeatable M&Ms.
Thank you for your time