He should teach me how to rob a bank with only a ball-point pen.
That'd be interesting.

Always.
And may I say, those tutorials on how to talk to giraffes really help. I'm now happily married to one.

You don't say?

So much shit.

*looks at screen with adoring eyes*

Can I touch it? *.*

My mum makes dem tings all da time!

Frick. This has got me thinking.

Would you like some ice to cool that burn?

I actually like broccoli *hides in box*

Hedgehogs want hugs too ...
Don't worry hedgehog, I'll hug you! Even if it hurts :)

Jakob...., ex boyfriend's name....... *eyes twitch*
Sounds like something he would say *rolls eyes*

My brother is one and he is ATTACHED to my phone.
Seriously, he does the fricken passcode and everything!
He goes to music, picks a song and turns up the volume :o
He can't even talk yet!

Damn cat.....
That thing was so jealous, it had to post it for revenge..... Yeah...... Damn it

How do you react to that one.... Ouch.

"Hey look! No hands! Oh.... Damn it.... No hands streak ends here..." *kicks door*

How did that person get the picture anyway.... Was she/he looking under the toilet stalls or something?