"THEFUQ! DON'T THROW THINGS ACROSS THE CLASSROOM! That's a detention."
that sure is an achievement -.-

That always seems to happen! Socks need to become more reliable.

I thought it said "you hug me".

Embarrassingly enough, my highest was something like 5'7.

I bet it was a squeak, puppy's don't roar.

I thought it was the cupcake inside a tea cup. Turns out the tea cup is just hardened icing, and not porcelain.

Always, and then I remember, I've seen them from when they were lying in bed next to me.

Bart! You have um.. Something on your neck dude..