I didn't notice the handshake part and kept watching this over waiting for something to happen.

Gotta love the chive

I have that on my phone :D

I don't like this :(

What if the pillow falls?

That's my life as well haha

You mean Cloudbear?

I have to do that and then in numerical order

More like face (ow what the actual fuck) plant

Dat title though

Why do these look like mugshots?

Mashed potato dick will be next

Soo basically be Hitler?

What's the "bra thing"?

Silly Audi stop trying to play in the snow, your frozen and might already have a cold.

Love to me is nothing. I hate love with a fucking passion.

And you weird kids reverse falling

What is the start made out of?

My friend got wasted, got a score of 36 and now declares that alcohol is a performance enhancer.

I don't go on Funsubstance for 3 days and this happens.

What is this selfie message all about?

Damn Illuminati

That's the look of im going to eat your fucking face.

Or put that big plug in the first or last hole.

Where did you get that burn at Burger King? Ummm yeah lets go with that