I do this all the time with my nuts.

Time for manicure.

If a girl did this to me I'd just call the cops in front of her and say "You better get busy returning my stollen property."

*Anagram confirmed

If you try and talk to a smoker they loose they crap too.

Don't go into the film industry.

False, the gravity if the moon would keep most if it in the bottle. But you can't drink it in a space suit.

Actually modern racing games do have varying levels of throttle based on button pressure.

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It's awesome they took one bite and left the rest! It's about sending a message.

You'd probably die.

If the don't fit they aren't toast slices... They are just bread slices.

This isn't advertising, it's genius graffiti.

When you get Google Glasses the sunglasses will be obsolete too.

Quick take a picture!

This used to drive me crazy but one day I said, "I never rush or judge people ahead of me in line for putting away their money." So I just put away my money calmly and got over it. It only take like 5 seconds to sort your change and bills. Nobody is as focused on it as you think they are.

Nobody's going address "think thank"?

Sloth-grunge has never been stabbed by a narwhal.

I thought it was photoshop... It's real!
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/tributes/teardrop.asp

But my leg day would be twice as hard as his.

A woman with both already has a boyfriend and he's a total dick.