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its cool 4 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Of course he didn't! He's not Rip van Winkle! It's a wasted prank opportunity.
What you should do in this situation is set clocks ahead 4 hours. Nobody will fall for a millennia of sleep but 4 hours will freak you out!
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Business hours 6 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Enjoy floundering and then wondering why your business isn't doing well then mortgaging your home then closing your business then your kids starving then living in your car while begging.
Enjoy being homeless-ish.
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I can't be the only one, can I? 11 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Until you translate "I am Groot" and find out it means "Vote Trump".
Always keep this in mind 13 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
If your pooping isn't coming out of your end then that's not ok.
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Best feeling 24 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Bitch get back on your side
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Photoshop 3 images into 1 7 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Made you look!
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Sometimes we soak together in the tub 2 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Fivehead
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Photoshop 3 images into 1 7 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
*6
added that big erection to that guy
Entrapment 13 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
You can't file a formal complaint on some anonymous idiot pretending to be a cop.
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Entrapment 13 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
We got a badass over here
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The prez we need right now 9 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
This is reminds me of President Camacho from the movie Idiocracy.
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Awesome foam printer 9 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
There is no A in bingo, you donut!
When you think that you're being papped 9 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
The true story here is that girl in black top is the supermodels friend and is just trolling the photographers.
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You’re The Man! Nope, You’re The Man 12 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
He was right again! Now predict how long it will be before you stub your toe and report back if it happens.
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i'll do this when i have a daughter 26 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Clearly you've lost the plot and I've lost interest. Go forth attack helicopter. Fly free, be well.
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You’re The Man! Nope, You’re The Man 12 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Frostbite was right! He's a prophet! What is the next person going to say?!?
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i'll do this when i have a daughter 26 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
It's easier to go back and edit a typo than it is to go back and change your parenting (see above).
Garlog, clearly you a man. It may come as a surprise that a woman can make her own decisions without a shotgun toting menace supporting her. Do you as a man need your fully armed dad to make your imaginary girlfriend treat you right?
i'll do this when i have a daughter 26 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Parenting doesn't really require luck. I'll just try harder than your parents.
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Not your everyday beach island 6 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Learn to use the reply feature.
No one hates tumblr more than tumblr users 13 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
The new way looks better. It'll be easier to see if the same user commented twice without schilling back up to look at names.
i'll do this when i have a daughter 26 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
I just plan to raise young ladies who will have the knowledge and skills to choose a trustworthy and honorable gentleman for themselves.
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Poor victims 27 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
It's illegal almost everywhere but the worst places on earth like North Korea that doesn't recognize internat copyright law.
And yes, I meant immoral. Thanks.
Poor victims 27 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
The facts are its against the law and amoral. The rest is your opinion.
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Poor victims 27 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
Perhaps when you create something you'll feel different.
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b*tch face game strong 1 comments
thegrumpus · 6 years ago
RBF
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