Of course he didn't! He's not Rip van Winkle! It's a wasted prank opportunity.
What you should do in this situation is set clocks ahead 4 hours. Nobody will fall for a millennia of sleep but 4 hours will freak you out!

Enjoy floundering and then wondering why your business isn't doing well then mortgaging your home then closing your business then your kids starving then living in your car while begging.
Enjoy being homeless-ish.

If your pooping isn't coming out of your end then that's not ok.

Made you look!

*6
added that big erection to that guy

You can't file a formal complaint on some anonymous idiot pretending to be a cop.

There is no A in bingo, you donut!

He was right again! Now predict how long it will be before you stub your toe and report back if it happens.

Clearly you've lost the plot and I've lost interest. Go forth attack helicopter. Fly free, be well.

Frostbite was right! He's a prophet! What is the next person going to say?!?

It's easier to go back and edit a typo than it is to go back and change your parenting (see above).
Garlog, clearly you a man. It may come as a surprise that a woman can make her own decisions without a shotgun toting menace supporting her. Do you as a man need your fully armed dad to make your imaginary girlfriend treat you right?

Parenting doesn't really require luck. I'll just try harder than your parents.

Learn to use the reply feature.

The new way looks better. It'll be easier to see if the same user commented twice without schilling back up to look at names.

It's illegal almost everywhere but the worst places on earth like North Korea that doesn't recognize internat copyright law.
And yes, I meant immoral. Thanks.

The facts are its against the law and amoral. The rest is your opinion.

Perhaps when you create something you'll feel different.