Baby can I get your digits?

Yeah because wind power sailing was destroying the ecosystem.

They are illegal sometimes because of retina damage. Nobody has banned anything for somebody else's paranoia.

This is BS, my mom is clinically depressed and hasn't even written me a birthday card in years... Hmm... maybe I should finish that novel.

Oscar is one greedy mofo.

At first I thought that box was Larry and funsubstance had distracted him.

I approve.

Gonna want an ironclad prenup.

I always wake up and think "at Myra underscore J M line line I G"

At every mirror.

Nope.

I've got one word for you, plastics.

Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the earth.

Great... Now I want a gyro.

I need dis fish.

*am

Smaug cut a deal? Unlikely.

*Since

Bazinga

c0by stole this from Jim Gaffigan

Some of you reading this won't even survive the next year.

Can we get an nsfw for this trash?