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I should be in jail 11 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Everyone knows what makes you a murderer is fast food and pop music.
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For all the fools out there 21 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
You mean "author"
I actually have thought about this a couple times before 29 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
I guess they'd starve to death in a few days.
Not all kittens are the same 5 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Should've reversed order for joke to play better.
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How not to be friend zoned 13 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
I 100% agree! friendship with a girl isn't a prize it's a penalty.
Unpopular opinion time 18 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
We should let the smokers die too. And people who get injured during sports, you took the risk. And no healthcare for people in auto accidents, can't you just stay home? And if you get a cold we should burn down your house to lessen risk of exposure to others.
The only time in history a like could save a life 9 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Historically up thumb meant kill him.
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Enough of the fads 9 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
And butterfly
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White Balls? 6 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
What were the other two?!!!!
Mind=Blown 10 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
"When are you getting to the water park?"
"Then are you getting to the tater park."
Banksy's earth day piece 4 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Looks like... Progress
Your childhood dreams can come true 34 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
In local news, five girls drowned in the pool today.
Basically Me 3 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Then instead of homework spend your time learning to say "Do you want fries with that?"
Get this guy a medal 9 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Divorced parents don't make you a superhero. They just make you needy and afraid of commitment.
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Making a little extra cash... 1 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
I've seen this three times and I just saw WW in the top frame.
I suppose she's oblivious to the fact that she looks stupider than he does 36 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
She's a broncos fan, further proof she's an idiot.
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New bumper sticker 5 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Photoshop.
Welp!... Time to move out 3 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Sounds like you did that girl a huge favor.
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Music is REALLY art when you have a launchpad 9 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
mind
BLOWN!!!
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As a short guy, this is painfully true 32 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
I'd rather we just accept we all judge each other based on arbitrary individual tastes.
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Unpopular opinion puffin 34 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Some of you might change your tune when you have kids. Not gross or awkward if the bond is there.
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Let's Cook 19 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
The chive sucks.
Basically 4 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
We are both fat?
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Disney's royalty 16 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Missaccuracies like "missaccuracies"?
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We don't judge cats but we judge each other 19 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Wait... Is the cat skinny and share my taste in music?