Just gross... And not nearly enough.

How much to print a banner in Rio?

1-Get drunk.
2-Try to read "watch"
3-Eye patch

Rookie mistake. You should've pretended they couldn't get past your thighs.

When do you think this is?

When he fixes Woody you can see these chess pieces in his repair kit.

How do you talk a loser into being the l & e?

Egyptians made penicillin by leaving bread out and eating the mold when sick. You're welcome.

1) If it's anonymous how do you know there are two of them?
2) Photoshop.

For a long time I've read this type of joke with a sense of nostalgia but havering seen your selfies I realize this is still happening to most of you.

This is why I just text them the pic instead.

Nope you are a man when you can graciously accept your fathers generosity or talk about it with him as equals.

This would be a better troll if it was actually a gif that didn't change.

That is one long subway ride.

You should read a newspaper bro. Times, they are a-changing.

Is this racist or am I just a bad person?