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"Their jewelry is in the second floor bedroom!" 6 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
So they should get robbed because they wouldn't let you steal their bandwidth? Your parents didn't raise you right.
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X-ray of a 900 pound man 26 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Wall-E got it right.
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Old men are funny 1 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Bad Santa.
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“XAMALEÓN,” AN ICE CREAM THAT CHANGES COLOR AS YOU LICK IT 6 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
FYI the X is The Greek letter Chi. So it's pronounced "Chameleon".
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Best. Fish tank. Ever 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Mad respect for this.
Best. Fish tank. Ever 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
If we are going to keep reporting this, can we at least correctly identify it as a turtle tank?
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Where can I buy this incredible invention? 9 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Because on mounted on the wall takes up so much space.
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The "Three Ants" Riddle 21 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Meh. Looks like the masses are giving you the thumbs up.
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The "Three Ants" Riddle 21 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Me too. I say we downvote this troll riddle into oblivion.
Blowing 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Except that it does.
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They woulden't stand a chance 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
No, if he had to choose 1, he should've turned Fury.
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Wise words, einstein 14 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
^ Found a weak one! ^
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Does anyone else do this? 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
If you flatten your body against your knees then rock back up this can actually help. Have fun pooping.
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Winning a bet 24 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Only if you have no family honor.
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So came upon this today... 10 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Wow. Some kid I never heard of looks a little like a 3rd string Spider-Man.
They should hire him for his creativity 6 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Reputable link or it didn't happen.
God dammit, Harry Potter 2 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
You didn't run fast enough.
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I shall sacrifice you next 2 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
I wouldn't've lasted 5 minutes back then.
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Uni 24 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Particularly great things. There is a reason people from all over the world come and pay for an American education instead of receiving a cheaper one at home.
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This kick 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
I could do that!
(By which I mean I could hold up a blue square.)
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Now we know... 5 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
He just reused an old image that only had that many drawings.
It's "could NOT" 7 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
The phrase is "I couldn't care less."
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What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
You can finally get a really accurate palm reading.
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When I die my kids are going to despise me 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
This is a lazy joke. You can see Rick the entire time. You know it's coming.
Feminist no more 26 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Thanks, Satan.
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