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This is blatantly evil 10 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
You're welcome, Satan.
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help 6 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Nope. Now I hate them both.
Well done japan 18 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
This time it should be: "Take my money and shut up!"
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This joke's a little ruff 4 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Actually you only need a seed, soil, water, sunlight and time to grow a tree.
Elsanna everybody 86 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Creepy
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Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Try the 80s.
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People keep forgetting 6 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
We all have access to photoshop.
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3d Pencil drawing 7 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
These need to be a gif or I call BS.
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Dating advice for women 15 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
It's true. In my old age I've discovered women wear make up to impress other women. Most guys don't notice unless it's so overdone you look like a streetwalker.
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Pretty good advice 16 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Big penis not ugly face.
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Table for two? Right this way! 4 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
And 43 kittens burned to death due to delay with fire hydrant.
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Customer loyalty. Same boy, same barber, same chair 2 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Benjamin Button gets a trim.
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Baby godzilla 11 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
FYI Godzilla is called Gojira in Japan.
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Red bananas exist 12 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
So does photoshop.
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Last days 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Most recent update 19 weeks ago.
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Last days 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
I haven't seen a "buy now" button for a long time. Is that over? Can you hear me funsubstance? Hello?
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Bad neighbors 6 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Maybe they were mad an ember from your fire burned down their house.
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That's None Of My Business 24 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
OP is suggesting we stay out of WW2 and let the Nazis go to town on the rest of the world. We'd all be conducting medical research in German without the aid of any Jewish scientists. So yeah... It isn't any of your business. You aren't God, so STFU!!!
You'll Always Have A Friend In Me 15 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Yes. Things happened before you were born.
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You'll Always Have A Friend In Me 15 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Nope. Toy Story was released 1995, 19 years ago. But this image is from Toy Story 2 (1999), just 15 years ago.
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Lets try not to forget him 12 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Wait... Who got a new hair cut?
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I don't think there's an appropriate way to tell a girl she needs to workout 16 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
There seem to be a lot of chubby girls with boyfriends around these parts.
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My opinion can't be that unpopular 34 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
The first day of class they should give the final exam fur 100% of your grade. You can keep it or take it again at the end.
Makes me nervous every time. 8 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Use it. Everybody has to wait for a potty sometimes. Handicapped people are people too and likely won't mind waiting a moment. If they do mind you can always run up some stairs.
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Passion 41 comments
thegrumpus · 10 years ago
Then you aggravate the illness and have to cancel the rest of the entire tour to recover. Face it guest, this post is retarded.