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the secret life of superhero toys 33 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I realize that I was just notifying the poster and anyone who didn't see the movie
the secret life of superhero toys 33 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I figured I'd point this out after seeing the hulk listing to black widows pregnant stomach. She can't have children because she's sterile. Brice couldn't get her pregnant because his heartbeat would get to high and make him hulk out. (Source: age of ultron)
Who wants one of these? 18 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I want one but hufflepuff themed because I am a hufflepuff and I am proud
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For those people who want to go to mars, this is how it really is 18 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
To create green house gasses on Mars. The green house gasses will create an atmosphere on Mars giving it a chance for life to form
(From my understanding)
Same Van In Every Disney movie 13 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
It's not in the incredables
What if I choke her with my tounge 14 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
The human tounge is like wasabi, use it sparingly
What would the world look like if all the bees die? 9 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
The bees will cry if you die
The hypocrite diaries 22 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I'm with you on that, even if a plain is falling. I'll just be like "I guess this is it" and go into the crash position
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well, im... maybe a potato. 31 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I am Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
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The clown frog 9 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
It looks like it's missing a texture
I always thought this 14 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I know I might be a bit late to the party but, don't try to understand women. Try to undersand one woman, it's easier because not all women are alike. Some are dittsy (sp?) blondes who dumb themselves down for guys while others are very smart and book worms. If you are in the friendzone with a girl you really like, try to understand her. Especially if you are in love with her
You may think you're cool 10 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
And FDR after that
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Call 1-800-america, we deliver 9 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
For the low low price of $17.76!
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When the show must go on 14 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
He broke his femur in case anyone was wondering
Deer eating a bird 8 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
"Oh my god, he ate a bird" yeah, people eat birds too
The new Canadian passport is a party in disguise 8 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
Is Canada even real? What is this?
A valid and unarguable reason to m*sturbate. It's science 7 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
Doctor: 5 times a week
Me: you mean 5 times a day
Doctor: what?
Me: what?
(Not actually true, feel like that should be said)
Murica 14 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I was born here, so I can't go back to anywhere that I'm not from. Also I honestly think that taking the black hills from the Souix tribes was wrong, and should be given back, or have a big ass part of the U.S. for compensation. Or just donate things to the reservations so they aren't shit places to live. (I'm white)
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Spongebob quotes 31 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
"Excuse me, your sitting on my body, which is also my face" or "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one"
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When you see it... 108 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
3 spooky 5 me
I'm sh*tting bricks right now 25 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I'm sorry to say but that is a Jackson Pollock painting. He is well known for his use of splatter paint to create abstract pieces of artwork such as the one depicted. And I'm not going to disagree with the fact that it's dumb it's just that he is one of the most influential "modern" artists ever. He died at age 44 due to an alcohol related car crash
Sinner 10 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
Well if you're going to hell, you better enjoy yourself while you are alive. Masturbate as much as you want. *releases doves from sleeves and whispers* your free now
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So that's where all my socks go 3 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
(The phone call) hi yes police? Someone on tumblr stole my socks in our dreams, the username is Wigglethatbutt. One word
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Hope you hate sleep! 60 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
Okay so the third from the bottom? That one? That is a picture of a kidnapping. No joke. Seriously, the case is unsolved and that is the last known picture of the kid. That's messed up
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:) 10 comments
theguy · 6 years ago
I was listening to mad world the other day in class and almost cried