How does Explosm come up with this shit...

Its like that one Always Sunny episode...

Ill have you know, sir, that Captain Murica (bottom left) is a true American hero

Make her watch the face part from Neverending Story 2

Even though im straight as an arrow, Danny makes me question that...

The full video is so good, i saw it on instagram

I dont see why some people feel the need to point out that they think they are ugly. I personally dont find them attractive, but that doesnt mean i need to tell every person that has one.

"Its because of that damn phone"

Maybe not ALL the elephants

Id just steal stuff. Wheres the fun in being a criminal if no one tries to stop you because you went for world domination?

The move better start with "Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!" Promptly followed by a fight.

Literally ALL the sex. So many sex.

This running roach disturbs me deeply