The_Capn

thehappywhovian


Meh

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Yes drag her by that hairdo 12 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Eh, i actually agree. They arent really ever relevant to the arguement that they follow. Its almost like a cop out.
holyshitwhatthef*ck 5 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Godspeed you magnificent bastard *single tear*
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Hell spawn 24 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
"How about i shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?"
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DC be like 8 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Listen, we all know that what we really want, deep down, is for Vibe to have his own movie.
Why some guys are single right now 26 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
I have neither guts nor timing, but i do have sudden bursts of blind courage, which has led to many akward attempts.
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Could've Had A V8 13 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Maybe something like death note?
Inspired by that tomato post 8 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
"Luck is being able to accidentally put a tomato in a fruit salad, but having it be a mutated tomato that tastes like an apple"
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Could've Had A V8 13 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
*Opens "Da Rules"*
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There is hope 5 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Roaring applause
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I would try to kidnap him tbh 5 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
I like that in this scenario, @geluregis immediately went for the nipples
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I just spit my drink 8 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Beware the CREDGE
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I just spit my drink 8 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
"Oh shit theyre chasing me what do i do bro?"
"Get behind me, fam"
*slits throat*
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*sighs at fb* 4 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Now i know they most likely meant like a seated type deal that is electric, but i instantly thought of a really small razer scooter carting around a pregnant woman
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First post on Funsunstance :) 7 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Welcome to FS, pick up your bags at the carousel, and please refrain from being a monumental douche. Have a great stay!
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Some free advice for today 29 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
I actually really like having my neighbors do fireworks late at night. Sometimes we all do it together. Its a great time
Growing up is overrated 6 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Dammit, Roman, if you call me one more time...
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2007 was a dark time. Except for Webkinz,those were the shit. 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
It doesnt even matter. Because we all know that, deep down, we cared about our Neopets more anyway
2007 was a dark time. Except for Webkinz,those were the shit. 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Jesus, i thought i had too many webkinz and i only had like 18.
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I want one of these, even if I could only use it 10 days out of the year. 9 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Bu what if it rains REALLLLY hard and it just sounds like a kid going apeshit on some pots with sticks
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CGI Disorder 11 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Who would willingly allow their child to be a part of twilight?
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Guess what dumbass is currently recovering from heat stroke. 8 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
The 7000 degrees on the right of the weather map
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If the world lost oxygen for 5 seconds 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
*while floating away* I didnt know this was my responsibilityyyyyyy
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Awww... Oh 5 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
He already did in 1945
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CGI Disorder 11 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Its like someone took a blow dryer to a baby doll...
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Wow I never realized this 12 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
It is also a little known fact that his middle name ends with "N"
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