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thehappywhovian


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I saw a 12 year old getting Starbucks in Seattle while texting on her iPhone 6 26 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Maybe the parent bought a 7 and gave their old phone to her? There is no reason for a kid, or anyone for that matter, to be ridiculed for having new technology just because theyre young.
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my balance is $2.14 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
STOP! YOU TWO ARE TEARING THIS FS FAMILY APART!
Wanna get rich? 16 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
I looked in the dryer and found a nickel soo.... success?
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Let's not give Apple any ideas... 5 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Does it sound stupid that I would actually buy shoes to tell me if my friends are in like a mile of me
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Bugs bunny 18 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Well, mythbusters tested this. The bullet wont stop, and your hand will likely blow up, but the finger does offer enough resistance for the barrel of the gun to inflate slightly
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A tool for smart people 10 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
I keep wondering what happened to a simple /s
The struggle is real 3 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Is that Jon Hamm?
Viking Facts Part Three 14 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Well, it certainly is NOT a þ
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Here are some amazing life goals. 2 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Life Goals: being dragged into a small boys life when he finds a giant robot
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You are not understanding 4 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
And I do leave essays until the night before theyre do, and Im still not stressed. Personally, I think the "stress" every student says they have is mostly caused by themselves. They overthink things, and go in with an "I will fail" mindset.
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A tool for smart people 10 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
¤?
Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
No, Mario, all toasters toast bread
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Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Yes.
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Doesn't get much more American than this 17 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
He looks like he knows exactly what he did and he doesnt give a shit
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Wisdom from the past 4 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
A quick self handy oughtta do the trick
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Kiss her! 26 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
If im cuddling with a girl I feel like I would already know that sort of thing...
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How would you rather die 4 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
I still have a book of all his older comics! :)
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Onomatopoeia 21 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
But yes
The ultimate insult creator 57 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Youre nothing but a communist sphincter dragon
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Onomatopoeia 21 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Squark
Like cute tiny people cursing like hell 47 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
What about the very nerdy guy who fucking rocks at football
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Imagine having a name like that 11 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Officially my favorite person in history because of name alone
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the future is something strange and terrifying 2 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Dicks out.
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Who else remembers this show 14 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
I remember one episode where they said something about reporting t the bridge (of the ship) and the red guy thought they meant his nose.
That magikarp is adorable! 9 comments
thehappywhovian · 8 years ago
Is that Janet Sparrowmen
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