Because lets be honest, half the people who "dont want to have kids" are just trying to justify the fact that they are probably self absorbed assholes who no one wants to be with. Now I know there ARE some who genuinely dont want to have kids for other reasons. But when you constantly rag on babies and kids and people who have them, you are an asshole.

Kelvin is basically what you use when shit is just too extreme

Ill tell you a story, make a skeleton cry...

Before i read the caption, I thought that was the joke

Its not that different from watching it in line at the store which i have also seen happen so who knows?

CURSE YOU, EW

They were just saying. People arent gonna stop talking about the attractiveness of Hemsworth and Evans, even though theyre both good actors.

So gravity is technically a theory, because it describes WHY objects fall?

Why hasnt it been deemed a law yet?

Because the way she is describing it, the guy is trying really hard to make it more than friendship. Not to say females could never be in the same position, of course.

The last thing I want is to add to the opression of homosexual people. I also never meant that I wanted the post removed. I was simply trying to make light of a situation that I found funny on a site dedicated to humor.

Ok, am I literally the ONLY ONE ON THIS SITE to EVER hear of "swinging both ways"?

Im being serious though. Its not meant to offend, I am lefitimately curious as to whether or not im the only one to see it as having two meanings.

The pilot guy will, i think.

Everybody "swings" differently? Bisexual people are often referred to as "swinging both ways". Maybe its just a thing where im from, but straight people are often described as "swinging one way" while gay people are described as "swinging wrong" but thats probably a southern homophobia issue rather that a dialect barrier issue.

There was a hoax that said october 2nd of this year, but that was bs so the only ETA we have is 2017

Holy shit, thats genius