Ok so I hit random after seeing this post and I SHIT YOU NOT I was brought to the exact same post but from 3 years ago. What are the fucking odds?

"How you speak english an fail english" is a sentence someone who failed English would type.

Bware da baby trap

Priority is number one safety

HAMMER DOWN

I like that the 2 guests got down voted for making entirely logical statements...

You see, it isnt selfish at all to not have kids. It's only selfish if you consider them a burden on society.

inb4 "all men are dogs"

Those spikes wouldnt stop me tbh

Because of my platonic relationships with the gorls in my class, nultiple people have asked if im gay. They are truly incapable of understanding it.

This is the tale... of the round eyed lad and his brave dwarf friends

But now you cant have a sweet case with lights and shit so everyone knows you have a HUGE dick

I thought Alaska town was a place at first