TheHatman

thehatman


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thehatman · 9 years ago
I CHOOO CHOOO CHOOOSE EVERYONE ON FS! (yes, even you, mgovsies)
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Best delivery 14 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
._.
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I'll take 10 thank you very much. 21 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
some of these posts could be on tumblr with the titles under it :D
Facts on a snapple cap 3 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
SOURCE????!!
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I was standing there for next minute with destroyed brain 23 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
what i meant by "feminists" was like fake tumblr sjws and not real feminists. real feminists are cool.
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if video games were drugs 17 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
fucking ev trainers, man. they take the game seriously and get super mad when you say, "it's not freakin school, it's just a game." I know because one of my friends ev trains and he is a pain in the ass to be around when he's ev training
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Look at its feet ♥o♥ 12 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
not feet just the muscles for the caudal (or maybe anal) fin. one of the two.
I guess this his how it will go down 21 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
firefighters across the US actually braced for a high amount of S&M injury calls
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Bat mathematics 14 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
but the moon reflects sunlight. sunlight heals him, but the atmosphere powers him. so he would have powers and heal, albeit incredibly slowly.
if video games were drugs 17 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
yeah, but the chimchar line is fucking shit.
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Guardian of the cheeseburgers 6 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
no, its so they dont eat too much and get sick
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I was standing there for next minute with destroyed brain 23 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
"when i was 4 at the local pool i ran into the mens shower slapped some guy's dick and ran out giggling" "feminists" would call both of these posts "rape"
I was standing there for next minute with destroyed brain 23 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
i see what you did there
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thought I would share this with you 32 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
that's my line
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thought I would share this with you 32 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
PREACH
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if video games were drugs 17 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
genwunners are fucking idiots, man.
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Vader's Suit 11 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
wait, he had kouhun shit? those are the centipede things that tried to kill padme in episode II. zam wessell had em. those things are dangerous motherfuckers
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We are hardcore. 21 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
englewood is fucked up man. as a chicagoan (yes that's what we're called get used to it) kanye's line "more people died in chicago than iraq" is why we call it chiraq
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Great White Shark smashes its way into a shark cage 10 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
OH NO THAT HUMAN IS STUCK IN A CAGE! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, FRIEND, I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU ESCAPE
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How to explain your fandom addiction 22 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
crack.
Why make things simple? 55 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
its a wine glass, you know how wine soak into a carpet and never comes out? that. but forever.
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Why make things simple? 55 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
moreoes
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This is true sportsmanship 13 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
PREACH
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This is true 11 comments
thehatman · 9 years ago
saw this yesterday on reddit, as OC. ass butt