"Sure thing fam.... wait whose money? My money? All I've got are singles.."

15 hour work days bruh..gotta give her more time

She went in after Artax

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?

Certainly not floozies

Can you molest the willing?

Directed by Michael Bay

And people who wear mark Sanchez jerseys

I'm cutting a hole in the box like in the movies

I f*cking love cake!

And your dad

Best ad for schmitts gay

"I... thought of you."

But you know doncha? Doncha big fella?

Dammit A-aron!

Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor again

Ganja-field