I too like to hang out with food when I get sad.

That's one cool cat.
And the kitten is dope af.

We are standing in her living room

Tastes like someone isn't getting enough fiber!

Post bankruptcy Charlie Sheen.

*draws weapon*

Why?

I have their ears in a box under the floorboards.

Hang on I'm still looking..

This is an owl that doesn't ask "who who who"
This is an owl that asks "when when when"

Right? That's clearly bumblebee

Sometimes she spills it

She knew what she was doing.

that's why I'm easy.
Easy like Sunday morning

Uh... thanks?

"You're next customer!"

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk

Oh he's no gentleman

So...sticks in general.

Actual arsonist Shia Labeouf

Why? She would've face planted in jeans. The skirt saved her.